Moron Tries to Circumcise Himself

Posted: July 5, 2009 in Uncategorized

A genius over in the UK decided to take it upon himself to try a DIY circumcision. And, seriously, who wouldn’t want to try to circumcise themselves with a pair of nail clippers? That’s what this moron did. Nail clippers. How small must he be? Anyway, dipshit ended up in the ER where they took care of his wound.

Some good quotes from hospital personnel:

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt.” Really? Are you sure? Cause it sounds like a great idea to me. Why more men don’t attempt it is just beyond me.

“Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.” You don’t say. Excruciating pain? You mean it doesn’t feel good? I don’t believe you.

So remember – don’t try this at home.


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